Thursday Jul 02, 2009 05:12 PM

Lucksack's Poem

By SpadeClub News Team

Ode to a Donkey

First hand of tourney, Queen Five's looking good.
So I drag the bar right and raise like I should.

Nothing on the flop, but I do not fret.
We still haven't seen the river yet.

Bar to the right, raise on the flop!
I'm a fearless donkey good hands can't stop.

Turn comes up blank, but I still have outs!
But this Nit keeps calling, like he has doubts.

Bar to the right, raise on the turn.
This stupid Nit's never gonna learn!

Here comes the river, Bang! caught my Queen.
Ain't dumb luck just a wonderful thing!

"I'm All-In!" I proudly announce.
Bar right full throttle, I'm ready to pounce!

Time passes slowly, heart beating faster.
"This guy takes longer than Men the Master!"

Finally he calls! Let's rake it in!
WHAT?! He slow played tripped tens?

"yer AN IDIOT!!! and YER LAME!", I say.
And the Nit replies, "nh gg".

Lucksack