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Poker Court, 1st Degree Donkicide

By DrCheckRaise
Aug 13, 08 02:45 AM

Now instead of berating someone at the table for making a horrible call, you can now press charges against them in Poker Court. Simply make a note of the details of the play in question, bring the facts before the Poker Court and a panel of 6 Elite Judges will decide if the accused is guilty of playing like a donkey. If so there will be a sentence carried out.
The sitting Judges are in no particular order, MasterDan, AndrewB, Jackie, davito648, LQQKIN, and .razydazy50. From this point forward, these members should be referred to as "Your Honor", or "Judge", when you address them at the table.
I will not post the link here, because the Poker Court is very much a secret society, but if you ask around, I am sure someone will give you the secret location where the court is held.
This should keep the table rants to a minimum because now you have legal recourse.
Good Luck and remember,
Poker is not just a game, it's a Lifestyle
Ken


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COMMENTS

POSTED BY:
Easynow4321

Aug 27, 08 12:58 AM

Well doc, you just belittled me for having 21000 hands and 1 win. Anytime you wanna go heads up best of 3 for $500, let me know.

POSTED BY:
umustmuck13

Aug 18, 08 01:09 AM

Im going on the lam NOW

POSTED BY:
TexasHoldem

Aug 14, 08 11:58 PM

Hi Ken, me thinks your going to be busy, lol. Will drop in for the action at www.DrCheckRaise.com

POSTED BY:
DrCheckRaise

Aug 14, 08 11:04 AM

Bring a case before us, you can Prosecute it.

POSTED BY:
BallsASteel

Aug 14, 08 04:44 AM

Dang it, I'd sooooooo like to be one of the justices. Can their be a Court of Appeals I can sit on?

POSTED BY:
DrCheckRaise

Aug 13, 08 10:57 PM

The qualifications to be a judge are posed on the site

POSTED BY:
Aigaion

Aug 13, 08 10:50 PM

i vote me as a judge

POSTED BY:
DrCheckRaise

Aug 13, 08 10:49 PM

Sorry IQ.... we really are doing it. www.DrCheckRaise.com

POSTED BY:
IrishQueeen

Aug 13, 08 10:08 PM

Very funny. I just hope it stays in that vein.

POSTED BY:
JonsWife

Aug 13, 08 09:25 PM

i'll be in the lobby

POSTED BY:
PokerWizards

Aug 13, 08 09:22 PM

If found guilty, I am willing to cast a banishment spell on the said offender..but dont tell the Wizard order

POSTED BY:
phxpoker

Aug 13, 08 09:20 PM

funny as hell, can the site be one of the donks, or support anyway?

POSTED BY:
ChilyRooster

Aug 13, 08 09:14 PM

first hand of the 75 johnyo628 has pocket 10s I have AJ hearts runyagwup has 88 flop comes 10 9 a ....i bet 450 johnyo all in runy alll in I fold turn is 8 river is 8

POSTED BY:
POWERPOKER33

Aug 13, 08 05:20 PM

guilty as charged sir

POSTED BY:
ChilyRooster

Aug 13, 08 02:53 PM

great blog i am sure i will have 5 cases by the end of the day

POSTED BY:
Pokerey

Aug 13, 08 01:57 PM

Hello Dr,

You really know how to pick the high court, of all donks you have picked the 6 finest to judge and then your self if theres a tie, you couldnt have chosen better, you are all verthy for the job. :-), The Rey have spoken.
And I'm ready to be judge because 75% of my hands played have a touch of donkeynes over it, I'm just pure lucky when I play I have to admit that, so I just might aswell admit my guilt beforehand. What is the worst setence possible to get ??
C u at the table.

POSTED BY:
DrCheckRaise

Aug 13, 08 01:48 PM

This may be the a case that should be before the court. The bet sizes as well as position may be factors. Present the facts before the court at www.DrCheckRaise.com

POSTED BY:
Egor

Aug 13, 08 01:37 PM

Nice first case here!!!

Game starts, Hold 'em, hand #8144339
Your hole cards are Ks Kc fold
The flop is Qs 2d As
ChilyRooster: '
The turn is 3d
The river is 4d
ChilyRooster: h
Moesy shows 6d 5d
ChilyRooster shows 10d Qd
Moesy wins 2,310 with a straight flush, six high

POSTED BY:
DrCheckRaise

Aug 13, 08 12:32 PM

Yes... I only vote in the case of a tie, and I impose the sentence.

POSTED BY:
Egor

Aug 13, 08 12:20 PM

If its a split decision, Does the Dr get to make the call???

POSTED BY:
AnteDeluvian

Aug 13, 08 11:45 AM

when does the sentencing phase of my trial begin, YOUR HONOR

POSTED BY:
TsunamiJon

Aug 13, 08 11:20 AM

lol...shouldn't take long before the Poker Court is as tied up as the American Justice System...You know....people on Felt Row..looking for a stay from Kenny....lol
Jon

POSTED BY:
Hayloftkid

Aug 13, 08 09:45 AM

That's great! LOL I can't wait to see this in action.