Jest a old fart what likes ta play sum tite pokah 'n fool round with sum loose wimmen! Or's thet loose pokah 'n ..... Srry if ya has tryed ta chat wif me. Onlee gots trey fingrs ana tumb twixt ma hans. Sides, ah aint smart nuf ta chat n play ta onct.
Firensmoke
Member Since:Mar 09, 08
98 yr. old Male
St Albert, Ab
Swinger
| 1ST PL. FINISHES | FINAL TABLES | |||
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1,258 | 2 | 6 | 5 |
| 30,774 | 0 | 0 | 1 | |
| 628 | 0 | 0 | ||
Firensmoke's Interests
POKER GAMES:
Yep.
POKER PLAYERS:
Fast-finger Slim Obeese.
LUCKY POKER HANDS:
Pawkit Aces - sooted.
CASINOS:
Anywar I ain't been banned fer playin ma sooted aces.
ACTIVITIES:
Pokah, polka, neckin'.
MOVIES:
Anythin with Tex Ritter. Nun a this new fangled fansy stuff tho. Cain't git tha jist a tha muvee wat with all them spechalfecks.
TV SHOWS:
Not inta them x-dressrs.
BOOKS:
Red one onct. Fulla lyin 'n cheetin 'n steelin 'n unatchural acts 'n murder and most kinds a mayhem a bodie can inflict on nother one 'n plagges 'n pestilense 'n most kinds a natchurl disassters. Dunno whar them thumpers get off callin it the good book.
MUSIC:
If'n it's gottta geetar anna fiddel anna bandjoe, it's gonna be good!
POKER PLAYLIST:
Ain't nuthin playful bout pokah. Not with all them bad beaters. Lessn yur one a them Sadie Mazokist practeeshoneers.
QUOTES:
"Dang - howd yu kno I had 5 aces up ma sleve?!?" - Fast-finger Slim.
"Iffn ya doan hate pokah, ya ain't played nough." I.M. Anon
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COMMENTS
when U here us coming don't look up to watch........head for canopy or lay flat on the ground......cause the force of the mud were slinging at u will plant u anyways.....lol....always fun seeing u at the tables take care
Enjoyed playing the late nite 20 dollar tourney with you tonight. Good luck at the tables.
ty for support on the table got 2nd cause my friend burro's got me in that other game..ty for the request..and ur kinda old to be putty tanging around ain't ya LMAO...well see in the Hoe downs boyfriend and gl... Sheeeee
