My new hobby . . . chainsaw carving . . . but poker is still my favorite pastime! :))

Geoduck

Member Since:
Dec 14, 07

53 yr. old Female
United States
Married
 


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SPOY RANK: 1374
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RANK 2008: 126
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Geoduck's Interests


POKER GAMES:

Is pin the tail on the donkey a poker game?

 

POKER PLAYERS:

Whoever wins the Donkathon for the year.

 

LUCKY POKER HANDS:

Donkey's love all hands :)) !!! Luck is a superstition.

 

CASINOS:

Donkey's R Us

 

ACTIVITIES:

Raising Donkeys, Donkey back riding, Pin the tail on the Donkey, & Kiss my Ass :))

 

MOVIES:

Budwiser Donkey (Watch it here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmmsr7PAhWU)
Also: Donkey Skin, Donkey Punch, Donkey Xote, & Shrek

 

TV SHOWS:

Mr. Ed

 

BOOKS:

The Donkey Who Wanted to Be Wise . . . order it here:
http://www.tias.com/cgi-bin/google.fcgi/itemKey=1922238717

 

MUSIC:

Hee Haw

 

POKER PLAYLIST:

The Donkathon for Holdem Players

 

QUOTES:

"The hardest thing to beleive about the Bible is that there were only two jackasses in the Ark."

There is no glory in otustripping donkeys.
Marcus Valerius Martialis
(40 AD - 103 AD)
“Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill”
“In

 
 

 

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Geoduck's Friends

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donkeysace
OneMadDonk
donkeyfish
RoboDonk
OldDonkey
pureplaya
DONKYEXPRESS
WatsADonk
Donkosaur
donkey4ever
 

 

FRIEND MOST LIKELY TO...


BECOME A PRO:

pureplaya

WIN THE 30K EVENT:

DONKYEXPRESS

LOSE TO ME:

donkeyfish

BEAT ME HEADS UP:

donkeysace

SUCK OUT ON ME:

pureplaya

CHAT AT THE TABLES:

WatsADonk

CALL IN SICK TO PLAY POKER:

donkey4ever

LOSE WITH POCKET ACES:

DonkeyFear

GO ALL IN WITH 72:

donkey4ever

HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE:

OldDonkey

WIN THE MOST BADGES:

Donkosaur

LIVE IN A CARDBOARD BOX:

donkey4ever

BECOME PRESIDENT:

RoboDonk

SUCCEED:

donkeyfish

 

COMMENTS

POST
May 04, 09 08:05 PM

Funny.he haw

Mar 29, 09 08:42 PM

i was gonna type in ill stay away frm u if u stay away frm me i just got lucky and hit flop a little better than u ....cya on felt gl

Apr 29, 09 12:56 PM

enjoyed playing with ya, you play a good game. untill next time, good luck & have fun,

Feb 18, 09 07:35 PM

Hey Geo Just wanted to let you know i canceled my membership today. Will be done on the 22nd. Been great having you as a friend. May see you at some of the freerolls. Just can't take it anymore. Linda

Feb 08, 09 09:58 PM

Love the pic.

Feb 04, 09 10:39 PM

I read your quote.
I hate to think I'm a donk for reading it.
Jeez I think I AMMMMMMMMmmm

TOm

Nov 21, 08 02:36 PM

Don't forget the link to:
http://www.donkeygear.net/

Nov 20, 08 11:39 PM

The Budweiser Donkey video just goes to prove "Every Donkey has his day".

Nov 20, 08 11:42 PM

lol now this is wat im talkin bout "HEEHAW" heaven or the "DONK(ey) STABLE hahahahaha

Nov 18, 08 09:50 PM

I had reservations at first about your friend request, I mean, my god there is nothing but fear for me here!! .. LOL

Can I request the friend most likely to spot of "lose with pocket aces"

Nov 18, 08 12:17 AM

Great stuff Geoduck!! I love it! A lot of laughs! That's the good stuff my friend!!

Nov 18, 08 11:47 PM

Got a kick out of your donk profile. Keep it up. Going back to my game of Donkey Kong now! Good luck and see you at the tables soon.

Nov 17, 08 07:46 PM

thanks for the info your profile is donktastic lol i love it

Nov 16, 08 11:01 PM

Hey Geo. Love the Friends list! Thanks for including me. We donks definitely need to stick together! See you at the tables.

Nov 17, 08 01:37 AM

all donk all the time ....HEEEEEHAAAAAWWW