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By IzYummY
Oct 22, 09 05:40 PM

RIVERMERIVERCHICKENDINNER.COM
This is a cool site most here would love it!! I dont think it would be a good site for people that have played poker for a long time, or people that take the game serious. BUT!! DO YOU LIKE CALLING 83? OR ARE YOU AN IDIOT POKER PLAYER WHO WILL BET INTO A DRY POT? OR IF YOU`RE THAT POKER PLAYER WHO CAN`T LAY DOWN YOUR CRAP HAND, IF YOU ARE THAT SERIOUS PLAYER WHO HOLDS IDOL STATUS TO ACE rags.....THEN THIS IS THE SITE FOR YOU!!!!! YOU HAVE 30 DAYS TO ACT. COST TO YOU IS ONLY $19.99 A MONTH!! PLUS REFUR A FRIEND AND RECIEVE A COFFEE MUG WITH A PICTURE OF A REAL DONKEY! ACT NOW!!! AND YOU RECIEVE OUR VERY OWN T-SHIRT LOGO -( I CALL ANYTHING ) SHOW IT OFF TO ALL YOUR POKER BUDDYS!!! LAST BUT NOT LEAST REQUIERMENTS TO JOIN:

1. YOU MUST CALL ANYTHING.
2. NO FOLDING UNTIL YOU BEAT AA OR ANY PREMIUM HANDS.
3. RAISE ANY HAND.
4. UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE YOU CAN`T CALL ANY PREMIUM HANDS UNLESS YOU SLOW PLAY.
5. YOU MUST CALL A rags IN ANY POSITION.
6. SPEAKING OF POSTION, YOU HAVE NONE HERE!!
7. OUR RANKING IS BASED ON HOW MANY GOOD PLAYERS YOU CAN RIVER WITH YOUR CRAP.
8. YOU MUST BE A REAL IDIOT TO PLAY HERE.
9. YOU MUST TRY TO BLUFF 10 TIMES EACH GAME YOU ENTER
10. YOU MUST BE A REAL IDIOT TO PLAY HERE!!

SO...DOES THIS SOUND LIKE YOU? ARE YOU READY TO BE THE NEXT (IPPOTY)=IDIOT POKER PLAYER OF THE YEAR??

JOIN NOW!!! AND LEAVE THE REAL POKER PLAYING FOR REAL POKER PLAYERS!! the ones who know how to play;o)

(*please read fine print*)

(This is not a real website. It does not exist. This is how I vent..lol BUT if it does sound good for you, and you would be interested in a site like this, because you meet all the requirements.....SHAME ON YOU!! lol)


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COMMENTS

POSTED BY:
duckduck

Oct 22, 09 08:43 PM

lol you're funny yummy =D

POSTED BY:
TinyRiley

Oct 23, 09 01:35 AM

Any two will do..... its not bad cards just bad flops.......You crack my azz off........laughter is the best medicine tho........LOVE YA!!!!

POSTED BY:
XanaX

Oct 23, 09 11:43 AM

LMAO

POSTED BY:
FooFoo

Oct 23, 09 12:13 PM

Sounds like a first draft for the initial SC.
Very good btw, nice read.

POSTED BY:
pokermoe

Oct 23, 09 12:54 PM

IT IS REAL ITS CALLED SPADE CLUB

POSTED BY:
Seasid

Oct 23, 09 01:05 PM

Domain name IS available yummy...you can DOOOOOOOO it.....!!!!!!

POSTED BY:
tcangels

Oct 23, 09 01:57 PM

Already have a yearly membership also called SC!!!!

POSTED BY:
tcangels

Oct 23, 09 02:15 PM

That must be where all the i, 5,and 10k have gone because they aren't here anymore. Where is everyone???

POSTED BY:
onmygrind

Oct 23, 09 02:31 PM

Shit i almost signed up to get a better idea of how to play here lmao !!!! You are so funny yummy great blog

POSTED BY:
mistershifty

Oct 23, 09 04:54 PM

Get a job...

POSTED BY:
IzYummY

Oct 23, 09 06:35 PM

Stop!! I love spadeclub!!!, I just don`t like how some people play. I think the high roller, and some higher stake games will improve that;o)

POSTED BY:
csi4csi

Oct 23, 09 07:57 PM

how do u put 10 pounds of crap in a 1 pound? for the answer just get a 1 year membership at sc. bingo baby!!!! bingo!!!!!!

POSTED BY:
IzYummY

Oct 23, 09 07:59 PM

aww Mistershifty I have a job silly...I almost didn`t reconize you cool new avatar, but the other one rocked!

POSTED BY:
tcangels

Oct 23, 09 10:56 PM

I like your answer csi. You must have been stupid too and got a yearly membershiplike me.

POSTED BY:
240Z

Oct 24, 09 01:42 AM

11. TRY TO IMPROVE YOUR GAME BY ALWAYS BLAMING OTHER PLAYERS OR THE POKER SITE FOR YOUR LOSING HANDS AND BAD PLAY.
OK who's got #12
izzy, you sooo craaaazy. ;-p

POSTED BY:
ChoKer

Oct 24, 09 03:25 AM

#12 .. Must call all in even if your 2nd place going against 1st place and theres 6 others in the pot and you have 100 xs the bb with a 2-4 offsuit but the 2 is a spade and the flop comes with 7 9 8 of spades

POSTED BY:
rouletteboy

Oct 24, 09 07:40 AM

This izzz another very Yummy blog...lmao
GL
RB

POSTED BY:
AEV2007

Oct 24, 09 11:57 AM

Wow, you mean 8-3 IS NOT a GOOD hand?

POSTED BY:
jcbowl825

Oct 24, 09 10:38 PM

I AGREE IZ WAS GOING TO BLOG ON THIS SAME THING TODAY BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WILL NOT DO ANY GOOD THEY WILL JUST KEEP PLAYING THE SAME WAY AND THINK THEY ARE GOOD PLAYERS TILL THE GO TO A REAL CASINO AND LOOSE THEIR OWN CASH

POSTED BY:
IzYummY

Oct 24, 09 10:47 PM

I know jcbowls, it does not do any good to tell them, but when I write about it, I usally do it in a comedic way. By the time I`m done saying what I want to say about bad player. I`m laughing, and in a much better mood. So write your blog and get it off yiur chest...I know I feel better!! oxoxoxx

POSTED BY:
TYRANT777

Oct 26, 09 07:16 AM

So Tell me who is in 1st place for 2009 RIVERMERIVERCHICKENDINNER.COM PLAYER OF THE YEAR

POSTED BY:
FURBANGERS

Oct 26, 09 08:57 PM

damn girl where did u find this? this is almost a carbon copy of the cardplayer advert i saw last year which convinced me to sign up. that's so freaky!
except of course u changed the name of the site and i dont recall any fine print.
wierd.
LOL

POSTED BY:
chit3xsdaily

Oct 27, 09 02:51 PM

8-3 no good -since when, this is s/c-------lol

POSTED BY:
1ShadyLady

Nov 16, 09 11:28 PM

that really cracked me up just as I needed it... thanks.. = ) GL