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Jakes Day of Reckoning

A predawn breeze sweeping through the window, lifting the curtains, as I lay in those blessed moments where a man tarries before waking, when dreams are remembered. I could feel IzYummYs' warm lips on my cheek until Jake burped and I realized it was his cold nose and sloppy tongue mocking me.

"JAKE! GO AWAY!"

His massive head and pounting eyes lay on the edge of my bed. Jake says to me, "Wanna play some poker?"

Now wide awake. I looked long at this large, handsome and stupid animal, pitied him, then lied, "Were going to the doggy casino today."

Jake road in the truck with his head out the window doing that 'dog smiling in the wind' thing. He was so happy. I felt so bad. I pulled into the parking lot and leashed him. He was drooling with joy.

Inside the doggie casino we waited together in a small room. Jakes eyes were full of anticipation. He asked, "Where are the tables?

"They're in the back. Can't you hear all those other doggies back there barking."

Jake listened for a moment. "I do hear them but it sounds like one of them is barking..Let me out of here! Must have a bad hand or something."

A pretty, young woman in a lab coat came through the door. Jake sniffed her thoughly and I was envious. I would be thrown in jail for doing such a thing. She said, "You can pick him up tomarrow. Don't worry. He won't feel a thing."

I put a deck of cards in Jakes teeth, scatched his head and said, "Good luck, buddy."

COMMENTS

POSTED BY:
AEV2007

Aug 13, 09 05:20 PM

Another funny one! Keep em coming cowboy!

POSTED BY:
randoman54

Aug 13, 09 06:10 PM

lmao

POSTED BY:
cykotic1

Aug 14, 09 12:03 PM

What a nasty trick to pull on man's best friend. When Jake awakens and realizes what has happen to him, I would not blame him if he NEVER stakes you in another game as long as he lives. Then again, after I had it done, the girls were alot more interested in me than before. On second thought, maybe Jake will thank you for making him more desirable to the ladies. (Great story, lmao.)

POSTED BY:
randoman54

Aug 15, 09 10:16 PM

A little friend of mine ran into Jake at the vet's office,it's on my blog" tale of the 4 river kings"

POSTED BY:
CINNKIDD

Aug 16, 09 03:42 AM

lmao at cykotic was thinking some where close to that also!!!
Dont ever stop with the stories of Jakes life, its great reading my wife & i love it keep up the good works....... Get Jake an account here at SC cant think of anyone else i would love losing my chips to......

POSTED BY:
IzYummY

Aug 17, 09 01:13 AM

Your too funny!! I love it! Thanks for the moment of fame lol Well now after Jakes little visit, He won`t be tempted to lick and he can concentrate more on his game LMAO!! oxoxoxox