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The Redneck Flow

Here's the words to the Redneck Flow that I wrote for the Redneck Poker Show! Check out www.redneckpokershow.com and become a member at www.drcheckraise.com! You can check the Redneck Flow video out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-YXoQffTnQ

The Redneck Flow:

Hey everybody this is Poke Her Good
Thanks for tuning in, I knew you would!
This is the Redneck Poker Show
So listen on up to the redneck flow!

That’s right I use some hip gangster words
‘Cause I’m a evoluted redneck and I ain’t no nerd!
I’m gonna bust off some poker wisdum up in here
And if ya don’t like it well ya might be queer!

A skoal can for a button and some Nascar chips
Grab a case of beer and call some chicks!
You got a redneck poker homegame and ur ready to play,
But before ya shuffle up listen to what I say!

If ya flop a set of deuces and ur chips is low
Kick on back brother, and play that shit slow.
But if ya got a big stack and ya pick up Queens,
Slide it all in and get yaself some cheese!

If you follow this wisdum and ya play it well,
You’re gonna be playin redneck poker from hell!
This is Poke Her Good sayin Adios!
Thanks for tuning in the Redneck Poker Show!

COMMENTS

POSTED BY:
PkHrGd

Apr 05, 09 12:27 PM

I see that u can speakalize my languagosis! It sho is nice to meets peoples that have some schoolings and can verbitate their levels of edumacations!

POSTED BY:
Tachycardia

Apr 05, 09 02:56 AM

I am blownawayified by the cleverosity of your deliveryness to your peoples.

POSTED BY:
PkHrGd

Apr 05, 09 01:35 AM

Here's the whole thing compiled together: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE0tAEqRWZc
Watch it, rate it, and leave me a comment!! Thanks!

POSTED BY:
IrishQueeen

Apr 05, 09 12:53 AM

Well it's true, they're not nerds.

POSTED BY:
PkHrGd

Apr 04, 09 11:36 AM

Lol! You kill me legend! Hey, how come my blogs never show up in the community forum?? Is it my browser?? Does my breath stink?? WTF??

POSTED BY:
legendkiller

Apr 03, 09 10:08 PM

I particularly like the word evoluted. Sounds like something George W would say lol