LOL they was a comedy... you want a horor story. I was in that tourny too, but I had to suddenly work that day. never even got to see a card.
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Horror Story
By RiverTroubleJul 21, 08 09:52 AM
Ok,
Heres the situation.............im ranked 22 with 199 people left in the member success freeroll, 40 minutes before next break. Not bad at all considering the original number of people. The story.............
Ok, I had to go to the bathroom real bad.......bad and not number 1. But, experience has showed that leaving the game like that results in me getting pocket aces and pocket queens etc., and I did not want to risk that when it was crucial to have oppurtunities to get a short stack all in..........so what is a guy to do.........get his wife to play for you of course......(bad mistake).
That wouldnt have been bad if my lovely wife HAD ANY CLUE HOW TO PLAY POKER. Anyway....I said babe......If and only IF I get pocket aces, kings, or queens or ace king......call and yell what the flop is and ill tell you what to do.........sounds simple.....she says ok .......great. Off I go.....as quickly as possible.
Now the good part.........My big blind comes up.........everyone calls...(mostly). (my wife tells me all this later)......I have 8 10 offsuit and it auto checks. The flop...... 8 8 8 (are you seeing where this may be going. My wife bless her heart has specific instructions to FOLD everything but the aces kings queens and ace king. Now, you may be thinking, well he wouldnt have gotten action anyway......true in most cases, but in this case my wife folded AFTER someone had made a huge raise...(he had aces) and had a caller...(10's)......which happened to make them committed.
My wife says to me.....well I thought that 4 8's were good but I didnt want you to be mad if I lost chips so I did what you said
Well she was right and I wasnt mad because she did do what I told her to do, but I did learn a VERY important lesson.............................buy a laptop and take the game to the crapper with you
AnteDeluvian
LMFAO..........