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I AM THE WORST DONKEY PLAYER

By ace1ofhearts
Jan 14, 09 12:24 PM

I got that comment from someone and I will keep it there.

First of all, isn't that sort of an oxymoron?

For almost a year I was known as the girl who only plays AA and KK, ONLY if I get them on the button. TIGHT as tight can be, right ?

I love the advertizement that I am loose.

All I can say - I have started to play QQ and JJ, but only in position.

Next year I will try to bring in AK, AQ, 10 10, maybe AJ even, but only in position.

I take baby steps you know?

typing out, Sirpa

P.S. I know there is probably 10 people out there who understand this... wink wink


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POSTED BY:
NicknVegas

Jan 14, 09 12:58 PM

Ive heard it before, and I saw another player get called it just yesterday too. The one that said it was a white hand. If the tourny ur playing isnt 500 or up, the odds are most of the players are really donkeys, players like u and me are so good we should be guest speakers at those small games, introduce urself as a donk instructor the next time someone does that and tell them ur trying to show others how to be a better donkey cause ur nowhere close to the worst.

POSTED BY:
NicknVegas

Jan 14, 09 01:06 PM

here is two more of my arsenal of brilliant answers to the great critics out there, if Im such a donk, it must feel really bad to be donked by me, so just go ahead and donk me back and make my day, seeing that Im the worst donk ever u need to get lucky and beat me or I will knock ur head clean outta this tourny. and the last one, I am so good at being the worst donk ever, that I opened a poker school and it started a donkey stampede and this is the only place big enough to hold my class

POSTED BY:
flapjacks

Jan 14, 09 04:59 PM

Nice post. I have only removed a comment for one reason. I didn't want the person who made it to look bad. How ironic! They wanted me to look bad. They must have had their feelings hurt. I didn't intentionally mean to do it. I never intentionally mean to hurt anyone's feelings. I know that the first two days I played here, in an Omaha game, I either took all their chips, or a large portion of them. I posted a "Blonde joke" and got some very negative responses. I withdrew my whole post.

POSTED BY:
loosejohnny

Jan 14, 09 05:01 PM

nah open up your game, getting cards when the other person doesnt see it coming is the whole point of playing low cards in position or out of position. those that cry donkey, I love to hear them cry when I really pull the rug underneath them....

POSTED BY:
TexasHoldem

Jan 14, 09 05:53 PM

omg Sirpa thats funny, lol, you a donk!! goes to show ya how some have no idea about this game but they heard some terms, lol. See at the tables and don't take all of my chips next time, OK, Tex

POSTED BY:
Tachycardia

Jan 14, 09 06:18 PM

Watching your performance above all others has improved my short stack play. that you knocked me out of a tourney today in the last 16 with my favourite chip winning hand just adds to the legend. Long live 69 off suit, or 68 and I owe you one.

POSTED BY:
whoseyodaddy

Jan 14, 09 07:51 PM

The Monkey carries a " DONK SADDLE " to each table. Sometimes he is selective as to whom it goes on.. but... Like a good owner / salesman of a Major Car Dealership would say... " Every SEAT needs an ASS. Same is true in Poker I reckon..

FEAR da MONKEY.. ( Good Post )

POSTED BY:
randoman54

Jan 14, 09 09:38 PM

You tell-em kiddo >> from one of the 10

POSTED BY:
saddsaxx

Jan 15, 09 01:58 AM

sirpa,
whoever made that comment is a genuine ass!
best,
rhonda

POSTED BY:
CardRackAmI

Jan 16, 09 01:41 AM

Baby Steps..I'm doin the work...I'm Baby Steppin...lol

POSTED BY:
ChilyRooster

Jan 16, 09 02:16 AM

LOLLOLLOLLOL

POSTED BY:
marcazz333

Jan 20, 09 01:58 AM

I was called a donkey too, cuz I looked at the pot odds, and the raise was minimum, so I went for it..and lo and behold I got the nuts with my 7 3...if the raise was higher, of course I fold...but 5 players in the pot. Sometimes, we have to use math in poker, and other players will just simply call us donkey without thinking why we did what what we did. Sirpa, you are a very good poker player in my book...tough and very patient, good recipe indeed for a great poker player!!!

POSTED BY:
marcazz333

Jan 20, 09 01:58 AM

I was called a donkey too, cuz I looked at the pot odds, and the raise was minimum, so I went for it..and lo and behold I got the nuts with my 7 3...if the raise was higher, of course I fold...but 5 players in the pot. Sometimes, we have to use math in poker, and other players will just simply call us donkey without thinking why we did what what we did. Sirpa, you are a very good poker player in my book...tough and very patient, good recipe indeed for a great poker player!!!

POSTED BY:
vegasgirl

Jan 22, 09 07:40 PM

Thanks for your invite and blog is good. My only observation about donkeys is: maybe we could have a donkey king?

POSTED BY:
PassinTime

Feb 08, 09 02:01 PM

Okay, you're a smart cookie and you get it... I can tell by the way you talk (write). I look forward to playing with you eventually. Anyway, as far as being a donkey or not being a donkey, we all know one when we see one. Unless we are one... Good luck.

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