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TIMING IS EVERYTHING
Sitting in a car late one night, a young man is reading a magazine and a girl is knitting a scarf. Suddenly a cop taps on the window.
"How old are you?" he asks suspiciously.
"Twenty-three," the man answers.
"And how old he she?" inquires the officer.
The man looks at his watch and says, "Well, in about 11 minutes she'll be 18."
TRUE CONFESSION
"I was cleaning Father Tom's room a few days ago,"gossips one nun to another, "and I found a bunch of condoms."
"Oh my!" gasps the second nun. "What else did you do?"
"I poked holes in them," the first replies.
"Fack!" says the second nun.
Q. What's the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?
A. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Ferrari.
VALLEY OF TEARS
A tow truck driver in Death Valley sees something on the side of the road. He pulls over and finds a man hog-tied with tape on his mouth.
When the driver rips off the tape, the man sputters, "I picked up a hitchhiker, and he beat me up, stole my Porsche, and kidnapped my wife!"
The truck driver calmly starts to unbuckle his belt and whispers, "Well buddy, I guess this just ain't your lucky day."

TRUNCATED RESPONSE
An elephant says to a camel, "Wow, it sure is funny that you have tits on your back."
The camel laughs and says, "Its even funnier that someone with a dick on his face would say that!"

NO NUDE TAXES
A woman visits an accountant to file her taxes.. He asks her, "What's your occupation?"
The woman says, "I'm a hooker."
The accountant balks and says, "Oh, we can't say that. Let's try to rephrase it."
"OK. How about 'prostitute'?" the woman suggests.
"Still too crude," the accountant says.
They both think for a minute, and the woman blurts out, "Let's say I'm a chicken farmer!"
"What does a chicken farmer have to do with being a prostitute?" the accountant asks.
The woman answers, "I raised 5,000 cocks last year!"

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Apr 15, 09 03:45 AM

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