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Count how many hands I've played on SC, then add maybe 50...that's how much poker I've played in my life. Love the game, so don't talk smack, I don't care. I might be a donkey, but 1 of every 23 hands I've played ended with me knocking someone out.
donkeypunch
Member Since:Jul 10, 08
29 yr. old Male
Maricopa, Arizona
Married
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donkeypunch's Interests
POKER GAMES:
NL Hold 'em, PL Omaha is growing on me.
POKER PLAYERS:
Anybody who goes all in on a long shot low straight and wins.
LUCKY POKER HANDS:
Pocket fours. 4 9 os when I'm feeling a bit donkey and want to go all in for no reason. I will win this hand too and make you tilt like no other.
CASINOS:
Don't gamble. Asked my wife to marry me at the Bellagio, beautiful hotel and casino.
ACTIVITIES:
Archery and rifle hunting, hanging out with my wife and daughter.
MOVIES:
Action, Action, OR Action. AVP, Tears of the Sun, 5th Element, too many to name and those just came to mind first.
TV SHOWS:
Whatever my wife is really interested in, that way I can pay attention to my poker game and she isn't offended.
BOOKS:
Too many to count. CS Lweis, JRR Tolkein, I'm a total nerd and read Star Wars novels, Dan Brown, any action story. Just read "Treasure Island" again, even as an adult, still a great book. Ayn Rand at the moment.
MUSIC:
Everything but country. Old, real country is fine, I'm talking Waylon, Hank, Hank JR, none of this whiney new crap. Garth is talented, Shania is gorgeous, but sorry just not real into country. I like electronic, alternative, rock, and very little pop.
POKER PLAYLIST:
Unfortunately, my poker games are usually played to the theme song of Blue's clues or whatever my wife is watching.
QUOTES:
"If you never lie, you never have to remember what you said." Works good for me since I can't remember s*$t. Applies to everything but poker. The new origanal, ChilyRooster's mantra... "You have found some way to smell BS through the monitor"
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