If I limp, min or 3 raise I get five callers and instadonked. If i raise 4-8x the BB I get called down with trash and outdrawn. If I push it's kenoooooooooo time with three donkeys in a raft down the river. Any questions?

i guess 2 u poker is calling all ins while drawing dead and hoping 4 spadeclub 2 save u runner runner or giving u a 1 or 2 outter -that is "NOT POKER" but "SPADECLUB POKER" until u and the rest of the donkeys realize this here -u and ur so called poker game will "NOT" improve!! let alone will u ever be a winner financially or if u ever venture 2 a casino (spadeclub will not save u there!!) so until i see so called pro's on tv call of their chips like the donkeys do here "IT'S NOT POKER"

im new to this site as everyone can see,i have been called a donkey when i first started an did not like it,an really all i want to know is,who is anyone to call another person a donkey when they get beat,by a worse so called hand.i have seen many people profess to be such pros an go into a pot with rags.win or lose with whatever hand ,to me its all considered poker.''luck of the draw'' so for all of the people who want to call me a donk thats fine,but i will still play the hands the way i want,

The truth hurts..

poor tmbstne lol u will beg 4 this site 2 be like real poker so u can say ur "INFAMOUS LAST WORDS" " THATS POKER" HAHAHAHA the donks u want in all ur pots WILL NOT in the long run lose as u will come 2 learn here- lol ur a newbie here- live and learn and in 3 months we will see if u can repeat ur words lol

Call me stupid but I want these "donkeys" in the hands with me. These are the players that if you play your game right you will come out ahead at the end of the day. You want the player that doesnt know better putting his/her chips in with bad odds as much as possible cause in the long run they will lose alot more than they will win. And with over 9 years of dealing the game under my belt I can say yes it is poker. And how about nice suckout instead of donkey this or donkey that.

I had a ride on a donkey at the Grand Canyon, does that mean anything?

hey if u can tilt a persons play with 1 simple word (donkey) power to . KEEP IT UP. LOL

Luv ur avatar & tude.Don't let the donks get ur goat.Donkkillers unite!Congrats, you made my SC top 10 friends list.

jerkat -i said typical sc "rewarding" donkeys so i apologize ,i meant the site in general not ur game or play ;)

hey 24...you called me a donk last night..short stacked pocket tens ..busted your queens with four of a kind. Not donk play..just got lucky. Donk play is when I go all in, pre\flop, with large pocket pair for good amount of chips and ace three calls and hits an ace on the river. Luck yes but why was he in the hand that could cost him his tournament with ace three and huge pre-flop raise . I don't know but it happens every where and there is no protection from it. Even in the Vegas tournaments I

I'll say it again. The ones who use the word "donk" or "donkey" the most, are the ones who need the most help. Once you have enough experience playing this game, you'll realize anything can happen at any time, you let it go, and go on to the next hand.
I LOVE all of you who love to complain and call everyone who doesn't play the way YOU think they should "donks". You are the ones who eventually end up paying the good player's bills. GL all.

Most donkey's don't know they're donkeys...they watched poker a few times on tv or maybe played in a kitchen game and aren't accessing anything. They play poker as they would any random game of chance. They have "2 card blindness"...meaning they play the 2 cards in their hand...nothing more...then when you call them a donk they get upset because as far as they're concerned it's all gambling...it's roulette...or blackjack...or lotto. They're not students of the game...just gamblers.

OH YEAH BTW DID I MENTION I LUV SC !! ;)

i just callem like i see them - if it smells like a donk,plays like a donk,bad beats me like a donk,i'll call u a donk(maybe the term exist 4 a reason??)-i cant and will never be able 2 say nh or gg gl after getting "DONKED" its just me i guess?? im not use 2 losing so "FREQUENTLY" by suckouts and bad beats and 1 outters in "live" or online play and i have played -every casino in the los angeles area and over 8 of the top internet sites,so when people say IT'S POKER" it is not -its "SPADECLUB"

I will answer your question with another question.... What purpose does it serve to call anyone a name such as Donkey? What purpose does it serve?

I will close this donk school class with my best donk jokes in my arsenal. I tried to open a poker school but it just started a donky stampede, to be donked or just donk that is the question, the superdome is booked next week, its the only place big enough to hold a donky convention, Im lost Im looking for the donky kong championship, thedealers formed a union against me donk dealers local#666, and my newest, I see donkys playing donky kong. Im sure there will be more commin on this blog

overall u cant get in to much hot water saying donk because it is accepted and better than callin someone an ass. but when do do it and set some donk off just get ready for a donkoff contest. u have every right to tilt a table with tact and for heavens sake u dont have to be a donk instructor to know that ur in a donky kong contest when u do it. when u do the donk and get a donked back here is one way to really get donkin, just tellem u just got donked, quoted from donkeyfish himself.

personally I feel that most players who been around are all to familiar with saying donk and it is acceptable because its better than swearing a lot worse. as far as Im concerned its right up there with deadmoney, rookie, idiot, havnt got a clue etc. most of time those that are offended are newer or are to serious if thats possible. Seriously tho, I do use restraint when I dont know the player but sometimes u just cant help it, one way to cover u butt tho is say ur one first and then donkem

♪♫♪theres no tellin what a man might do, when u start throwin a bunch of poo♪♫♪ they will even come back at u, cause thats donks go and do♪♫♪ so when u feel a little blue, and its cause of what u slew♪♫♪ just remember its nothing new, by the way who the hell are U?♪♫♪

♪♫♪if its time to worry, hell hath no fury♪♫♪its time to go and scurry, when u start that slurry♪♫ when u try to honk, and call a woman a donk♪♫♪ ur not singing honky tonk, u will just get bonked♪♫♪ u will see very blurry, and then try to hurry♪♫♪ then it will be time to worry, u better run with a flurry ♪♫♪

good one, last year this was a hot subject, it has donked over a lot, and its one reason I became a donk instructor. The highlights were when they started a poker court, donky kong and the donkeyavatars. I hope someone makes me a donk Intructor avatar, I liked the the donky kong i had for awhile. Players are so varied so I will comment for u in depth, I will start with the women, hell hath no fury, and for men, theres no tellin what a man might do.