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"Table Tales"
By inklayerDec 04, 09 10:20 PM

While dealing a side game at the 94 WSOP, I leave table for a break. While outside I see a tow truck pulling up to Bob Stupak's (of Stratosphere fame - deceased this year) car and go back inside to warn him. He says "You're shitting me" and goes out to save his car. Back from break, I am dealing his table. He says nothing. At end of down, I say "By the way Bob, you're welcome!"
EOS (end of shift) from WSOP a group of us go to Fitzgeralds for a cocktail. Just after getting our drink, we hear what sounds like gun fire. When the next shot rang out everyone was hitting the deck including BJ dealers - then a third shot. Seems a woman got mad and killed 3 machines and wounded two others. No one hurt.
A man had been playing "Big Bertha" ($1.00 machine) for about 15 hours. He asked his wife to hold the fort and keep it loaded while he ran to the mens room. As soon as he was out of sight she started playing only $1.00 per pull and of course it hit!!!! It took 5 security guards to pull him off her when it only paid mere 5K instead of 5mil.
When working at the Garden City in San Jose, a woman came in to get her husband off the table. When he did not leave, she left and returned with a rolling pin. She proceeded to chase him through the casino followed by several security officers. It looked like something from the "Keystone Cops".
At the Casino Card Room (used to be across from The Garden City) a man left the table and asked for his seat to be locked up (1/2 hour max time limit). He returned about 20 min. later with a paper sack full of cash and bought back in. Within minutes the cops arrived and arrested him, seems he robbed a convenience store.
When I was a cashier (in the cage) at the Miracle Mile casino also in San Jose, a woman pan (panguingue) player left the table just long enough to go into the ladies room and give birth. She returned to the table with the baby wrapped in paper towels. This is the sickest story I could ever retell. Players actually took up a collection for her and called an ambulance to take mother and baby to the hospital.
Back in 1994, Johnny Moss (a well known poker great) was still playing - i imagine in his 90's at the time. He had to be helped to his seat and was treated with love and respect by all present. I also had the privilege of dealing to Stu Unger, Johnny Chan and Doyle Brunson (who is quite the gentleman and always treated dealers with respect). He was also quite generous tipping and shared his good fortune with all the dealers on the shift.
I went with a couple of friends to a small CA club - 6 tables. They were all having a good time so I stayed longer at the table than I would normally because my cards were running so bad and the play was even worse from the rest of the idiots sitting at the table. I took a number of bad beats and finally had enough. A man was waiting eagerly to sit down, so I relinquished my seat. The cards were already in motion as he sat and posted - he was dealt AA and flopped a FH only to be beat by a Straight Flush. The jackpot was $15K with the losing hand receiving 50%, the winning hand 25% and the balance divided among the rest of the players. Had I waited another 20 seconds, I could have walked out with $7,500 instead was $250 in the hole.


COMMENTS
this a true story happened 4 yrs ago where i'm currently working....two men came out at the casino at the same time..one with $20,000 in his pocket and the other one left broke without a dollar in his pocket...to make thing short somebody robbed the wrong guy stripped him to his underwear and killed him and the one with the money got home safely...is that a bad beat or what?
one more story.. this happened at LUCKY CHANCES two years ago...in the middle of 3-6 game dealer asked the players..CHECK or BET...everybody check except for 1 his head fell on the table...DEAD!!!
I had been playing Caribbean Stud for 3 to 4 hrs. I was running so hot Full house, Straight, and hit 4 of a kind twice. Was playing 3rd base, so when I got up to go to the rest room the dealer got my cards. When I got back the whole table had left. I asked what happened. Dealer told me the hand I left on I would of won the progressive jackpot, worth over 200 K. Yup, you guessed it a royal flush. I call it the most expensive crap I ever took.
iam playing a tourney at cal neva about 4 years ago ....its the mans turn to act......he stands up to see the flop ....n folds ......well he then fell flat on his face ... dealer yells to poker boss ....PLAYER! DOWN.! everyone kept playing payed him no attention but a couple of chukles. true story
Great stories inklayer and all ;o))) I can't think of any other endeavor that is comparable to the diversity of amazin stories than poker. And the player that has the best stories, in my book, and tells em the best is Amarillo Slim. Read his autobiography, Amarillo Slim in a World Full of Fat People...ya won't be bored. If it weren't for the legends like Slim and Doyle, et al, well, we wouldn't be experiencing our own kewl poker stories...both on and off the tables ;o)))
Ink what a great Idea to share these great stories with us... Here's one for you... Playing at the El Dorado club in Gardena way back in the day... The collection girls would come around and get 50 cents from each player every half hour... Yes, there was no dealer.. The players shuffled the cards and the deal rotated around the table... Maybe I was 18 or 21.. I don't remember... The deal came to my friend who was quite nervous about shuffling the deck... As he shuffled the cards they ,
cont.... the cards went flying!!! On the floor, and all over the table !! A little old lady sitting next to him clobbered him with her purse and knocked him to the floor !!
She was mad because it cut down on the hands we could see in the next half hour... For 50 cents !!!
I'll never forget that day Ink and your great stories brought it to mind !!
IM PLAYIN $1 SOTS AT HARRAHS TAHOE AND A OLD COUPLE NEXT TO ME HIT THE PROGRESIVE FOR JACKPOT FOR $56,000 AND THE HUSBAND HAS A HEART ATTACK AND DIES ON THE SPOT.
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THE ONLY THING THAT MONEY WILL EVER MEAN TO HIS WIFE IS THE IT KILLED HER HUSBAND
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. . . . . SOOOO SAD
IM PLAYIN NL HOLDEM AT HARRAHS LAUGHLIN AND THIS DRUNK GUY IS TALKIN MAD SMACK TO A SOLID PLAYER CUZ HE WAS LOSING HIS MONEY TO HIM AND THEN THE GOOD PLAYER SUCKS OUT ON THE DRUNKS POCKET ACES AND HE LOOSES IT AND JUMPS ACROSS THE TABLE. I SAW IT COMING AND COVERED MY CHIPS WHILE DUCKING UNDER THE TABLE EVERYONES CHIPS GOT ALL MIXED BUT MINE THE GUY NEXT TO ME COULDNT BELIEVE I ACTED SO QUICK.
IM PLAYIN $1 SLOTS AT HARRAHS TAHOE AND DROPPED $3OO - $400 IN THIS SLOT SO GIVE UP ON IT AND START PLAYIN THE SLOT NEXT TO IT WHEN THIS LADY SITS DOWN AND HITS $25,000 ON THE 2ND PULL.
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BURNED ME UP TO NO END
ME AND MY BUDS ROLL IN TO THE OAKS CLUB CARD ROOM IN EMMERYVILE AND I LOOK AT MY BUDS AND SAY I FEEL A BAD BEAT JACK POT HAPPENING TONIGHT ONE BUD AND ME GET SEATED AT THE SAME TABLE AND MY OTHER FRIEND HAS TO WAIT. HE GETS SEATED 20 MINUTES LATER AND ON HIS 2ND HAND HIS TABLES HIS THE JACKPOT FOR $59,000 .
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HOW THE HELL DID I KNOW THAT?
Dec 09, 09 06:22 PM
I was playing low-ball at the Garden City one day when a drunk sits down and buys in $500 in a $20 buy-in game. He fumbles the cards, takes a long time to act, etc. but is losing every hand. People start giving him a hard time, but I am friendly and tell him to just play the game his own way. Finally he has had enough abuse from everyone and gets up. Then he gives me the remainder of his chips (about $420) and says "This lady is the only one with class and the rest of you
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AsGoodAsGus
WOW! Fabulous stories!! The woman and the baby is unreal, though... And I thought I was a gambling junkie...lol. More please!!