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BEAT UR DONK WITH UR NUTS !!!

Ok we all have um....yup we do...Donks at our tables ( love um ) and of course if ur like me u have an inner Donk (hate um) that appears from time to time.
Danger Danger Will Robinson when "Table Donk" meets "Inner RB Donk"
In a couple of tourneys last nite after scoping out table donks, I throw down a couple classic RB check raises with nuts in hand....so long table donk tyty love ya mean it :))
Then comes the 500 nightly...oh crap I mean the 400 no wait the 1K or 800, yeah thats it the $800 nightly....lmao...whatever we call it these days.
Ok roughly 60 plyrs left....15 positions till the big big cash,ok 5 bucs, its big to me.....lol (hey u get a toy in those happy meals!)... sittin comfortably on BB with 65k...mid pos plyr raises 3 times BB, E1 folds there I sit with small pkt pair....If theres one thing I've learned its 1 of 2 choices here fold or call and pray for a set or a small board.
(raise is approx 25% of stk)
(I've put him on Ax think he woulda shoved it all with pair)
Fold or call I've learned ? Hmmm...

OH GOD not now here comes "Inner Donk" strolling along.....a wrestling match breaks out between me and "Inner donk,"sheet flyin everywhere, ....Inner donk shoves the whole stack as I dive to save my Jack from near death... I rationalize that this plyr is good enough, smart enough to lay down Ax......
But oh hell no,....... I guess "Table donk" had played so tight that when KJ os hit his hand he figured he had the mother of all poker hands LMAO......do I really need to finish.....he calls all his chips off 65k....
Ok his K hits the board I hit the rail.......all I can do is try to learn at this point, to keep my "inner Donk" beat down....and those Table donks" (love ya, really do)....I swear next time u call all ur chips off, I'll be waitin to beat ya with my NUTS !!!! I promise ! :))
Moral
BEAT UR DONKS WITH UR NUTS !!

COMMENTS

POSTED BY:
AEV2007

Jul 07, 10 05:51 PM

Beating ur donk...hmmm... is that what they call it nowadays?

POSTED BY:
IMADCVR

Jul 07, 10 10:13 PM

lmafo typical rb, what can ya do,push hard an harder an they still call,if they hold up to the reputation of a donk , then well u know,like i said donky gos up the hill , an carrys all the schit back down too..

POSTED BY:
tellyman

Jul 10, 10 12:25 AM

dude !!!! u have the absolutely best blogs ...lmfao!!!!!!

POSTED BY:
bwrpwr41

Jul 10, 10 08:19 AM

Yes sir, it's that inner donk in all of us that usually sends us to the rail or saves our asses until the next wrestling match lmao :)
I myself don't/can't play much throughout the week but when Friday-Sunday comes I'm ready to hit the tables :) SHIT will be flying for those few days a week :) So to all those who don't see me much anymore or don't even know me,,,, Giddy up or my horse will shit all over you :) Good blog RB :)))))))

POSTED BY:
Pusssh

Jul 12, 10 01:56 AM

lmfreakinao at rb and pebbs...what if ya carry yer nuts in yer head?

POSTED BY:
MCITY42NY

Jul 12, 10 10:45 AM

Nice blog RB, very funny, its so true we all have that inner donk time to time, even though the inner donk comes out, its only bc we think our hand is probably better then the Donk your playing against, on SC anyway. ps if you beat a donk with your nutz then give them the sc special and tea bag them too.

POSTED BY:
AEV2007

Jul 15, 10 04:11 PM

continued from Thang 2's thot....................
What if ya carry yer head in your nuts?

POSTED BY:
jelly

Jul 27, 10 02:30 AM

Great blog!!! I am constantly wrestling with my "Inner Donk." And I'm non violent!

May you always beat down your Inner Donk (unless you are playing me).