Well since my sorry ass can only win monthly membership tourny's and never a cash tourny, my club will be called "Look Mom, No Trophy!"
All you need to join my club is a pulse and uhhh no trophy's.
The benefits of joining this club is that you get a specially made "Look Mom, No Trophy!" avatar for your profile. As if that weren't enough, if you stick around long enough you can take over the club...because I am bound to win one eventually. Also, if you do win a trophy then get this.....you are immediately kicked out and must remove the prestigious "Look Mom, No Trophy!" avatar.
Sound like fun? I am sure it does. Just mail in a urine sample and a copy of your bank statement along with your ID/Password for verification.
tonyholes
Thanks for the replies and words of encouragement fellas. I feel like my stats don't show my skills very well. I consistently finish pretty deep in most tourny's but I just either play too tight or I get donk'd. I was just making light of the situation really because in poker if you don't roll with the ups and downs then it will drive you crazy. I will keep grinding it out because poker consumes me but I hope to eventually hit a hot streak of wins. gl all and see ya at the finals.